Hillbilly takes “2013 Coolest SOB Award”

Written By Matt Voss
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Yes, your truly…. the underground basement curmudgeon has won an award….my second since 1969.  Not to be over-boastful—but I’m starting to see a pattern here.

And I have no intentions of letting this award go to my head—that why I have selected a discount crown and robe company, AND I’m replacing all Champagne in the Kingdom with Cham-pipple.

And here’s a nice video from the ladies at the We Heart IFL Fan Page.

Seriously, thank you guys so much.  God bless.  How very cool.

Matt Voss
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