Caption Contest With Leo DiCaprio – Winning Entry gets on NEXT Intellectual Froglegs

John Kerry’s BFF Leonardo DiFruitBat always has great advice for us peasants…and how we can be better stewards of the planet.  Tell us what environmental-words of wisdom he drops on us here!  Should be less than 5 or 6 words so it shows up good on-screen.Screen Shot 2017-01-11 at 11.20.05 PM

The winner will be featured on the next Intellectual Froglegs!  INSTRUCTIONS: Put your caption in the comment section below, along with your name (as you would like it to appear IF YOU WIN).

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  • Ian Boyle

    It’s not easy being green.

  • Ginnie Major

    Liars, liars…punks on fire!

  • Simon Percival

    I sail when I don’t have to fly.

  • randy garness

    i’m king of the world! you’re not!

  • Terri

    …still the King of the World!

  • No one forgets the truth, they just get better at lying.


    I am the king of the WORLD !!!

  • Greg A Yancey

    THIS is MY Prius!

  • Debra June

    My “ship” doesn’t stink!

  • Dan Lynn

    A bunch of deplorables

  • Gary Lay

    Reuse your toilet paper. I do!

  • Reality Wins

    Global Warming mitigation is for peasants!

  • Join Jane Fonda and I on a special save the planet world cruise.

  • Shana Hamel

    “I don’t always fly, but when I do, my carbon footprint is the size of the Titanic”…..

    • Elena

      This one is the best)))

  • Come sink with me!

  • Vincent P Dorsett

    Only you can prevent the next fart.

  • Big G

    Don’t worry, no icebergs left

  • Karen Ortman

    1st I sail & fly; YOU save the sky! OR
    2nd I sail. I fly. I lie. OR
    3rd Sail, don’t fly & save the sky.

  • michael

    do as I say not as I do

  • gary taylor

    I don’t always carp about global warming, But

  • Kate Syssoloff

    Welcome folks, the bathroom’s yours but don’t forget to lock the door. Pull down the sades if you should scrub then be polite, wash out the tub. Just ask for anything you need, whether you crave to sit and read or wash your feet, or simply occupy the seat. The bathroom’s yours so just relax, til someone else starts making tracks. Then, get out quick and don’t be slow, but stop to flush before you go.

  • Carol Rice

    waste not, want not

  • Jim Reece

    1. Care.. Because I don’t.

  • Lozza

    “I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”

  • Brett Ramey

    Unicorn Sweat ~ The Only Safe Fuel

  • Reality Wins

    Only the little people pay carbon taxes.

  • Harry Adkins

    Al’s yacht got Nothin’ on mine

  • Dig Montgomery

    She runs on pixie dust and Skittles

  • David Edersheim

    Do not do as I do, do as I say as I’m the green king

  • Benjamin

    Hey, Noah, check out MY ark!

  • John

    Where have all the Icebergs gone? (To the tune of where have all the flowers gone)

  • Marshall Angeles

    Conserve our resources – rent don’t buy.

  • Bill Clinton Dodgin

    A little fairy dust…you’re there! With no nasty Carbon emissions!
    Welcome to my world. Leo

  • Bill Gaube

    Al told me it was OK.


    Can’t touch this.

  • preston farley

    Oh this? I turn the lights off every Earth Day.

  • Frankie G

    The yacht salesman said she only emits “sea O2.”

  • David Hudson

    It’s ok…she runs on biodiesel.

  • RickeyG

    Please sacrifice to save our planet…and my yacht!

  • Julie

    Let Them eat kale!

  • elaine coniglio

    I may not be large in stature but when it comes to running my mouth about stopping the human impact on global warming and topping it off with a hypocritical lifestyle…i’m huge, like…I’m the king of the world!

  • Phil Henderson

    They assured me that it was good on gas

  • Mike Crianza

    Hey don’t panic I will be back!!!

  • Caiaphas

    Don’t worry. All the carbon I produce is turned into food for my favorite plants (sic) of the sea, the corals!

  • Melissa Mastrianni

    if everyone just used their yachts instead of driving their cars, the world would be a better place.

  • SHeath

    “Powered by pixie dust and unicorn farts… see, its easy being green”

  • Jack Borkenhagen

    sacrifice your property rights and down size

  • Ryman Jones Sr

    ALL ABOARD the Trump cruise!

  • Karen Hofmann

    (Carbon)…Credits? I don’t need no stinkin credits!!

  • Davecatbone

    Join Goldberg, Erikson, McCain, Graham, Kerry, the Obamas & I on a 3 hour cruise.

  • Dennis Burt

    Really it’s a hybrid

  • Raymond McCall

    Runs on Seacow farts

  • Bruce vogel

    Reality? Not in my world!

  • Wayne Hennie

    My Yacht NEEDS your heating oil..

  • Bruce vogel

    My other boat is a dinghy!

  • Jim

    I’ve got a lot of green

  • Bruce vogel

    It’s OK, I named it Prius

  • Heide Scott

    Buy movie tickets online and save the planet.

  • Tony Slaven

    Frac, Baby, Frac!

  • Pat Cerra

    Ocean levels are rising…

  • Maurice

    I only act anti-Trump.

  • Dan Simpson

    Don’t Worry… It runs on Unicorn Poop!

  • Hal Putzke

    Global warming is causing the DNC to melt.

  • Karen Hofmann

    Pardon me…Have you any Grey Poupon?

  • Paul hamer

    ” the weather started getting rough’

  • Proud American

    Drive less so I can Sail more.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    That sucking sound is the swamp being drained.

    • Richard KLABECHEK

      I think this is my best submission

  • Jeffrey

    Do as I say, not as I do.

  • Harold Hofmann

    Dam that global warming! Full steam ahead!!!

  • Mr. F. Ahole

    My other boat is bigger.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    And on this note we say good riddance Leonardo!!!

  • My immigrant crew is cheaper than my fuel bill.

  • You think climate change is bad now?

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Things will be different after January 20th………

  • Scott Ragsdill

    Jeeves, have the boys to fill it with ethanol, we don’t want to pollute.

  • David

    The “Intolerables” have killed my Buzz!

    • David

      Whoops! I meant “You Deplorables have killed my Buzz!”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    1984. Orwell was right all along.

  • Claude G. McGovern

    Really? Runs on recycled cow farts?

  • Gleason W. Long, Jr.

    What? That old thing?

  • Jagpald

    “I can see climate change from all six decks”

    • More Kowbell

      Jagpald – Now that’s funny!

  • Russ

    Hey, throw another thousand bucks in the docking meter

  • Karen Hofmann

    And I named it the SS GULLIBLE!!

  • Russ

    You’re going to. Need a bigger boat.

  • “Silly people, my carbon footprint is offset by me shaving only once a month…”

  • It’s bigger than Rose’s tits!

  • Zonga

    This Macheath Boy cannot hide his knife

  • Brian Hernon

    “I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.”
    Leonardo DiCaprio

  • Tom

    Global warming made me buy this.

  • EarlW


  • Rich NY

    The bad news is Man-Made Global Warming will destroy the planet. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on boat insurance by switching to Geico.

  • Rich NY

    Missed the 5 or 6 word part. Sorry

  • Doug Davis

    Leo says…sign the petition to remove Donald Trump from president and enter the drawing for a chance to meet me, Leonardo Decrapio!

  • Chris Carpenter

    Gases from bullshit, # 1 cause of global warming !!!

  • Matt Benzmiller

    “We are taking applications for oarsmen for the ship, as I have taken to heart the criticism surrounding the fossil fuel usage of the yacht. We need 80, healthy, muscular oarsmen to provide propulsion power.”

  • Richard “Modingi” Stockton

    Do as I say, not as I do. I am Privileged, Not You.

  • Kat Borges

    Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble,when I’m perfectly GREEN everyway!

  • Dean Dumas

    Oh come on at least its not the Titanic, besides Global Warming is for suckers.

    • More Kowbell

      “Global warming is for suckers”, great tag line Dean Dumas!

  • Mike McCulloch

    My other yacht is a sailboat. (Queue the laughing weatherman.)

  • Chet

    What? i did’nt have any corn!

  • stephen

    the environment a;ways loves me. because I’m famous

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    You have to be a spittle spewing pseudoliberal to grasp the concept.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    When people who get paid are dumber than I am, that’s where I draw the line.

  • Ron

    Anyone else firing false news questions?

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    What if the assumptions are wrong about Climate change

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    I am not worried, Man made Climate change is a hoax

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    It is no wonder that Skepticism was one of the earliest Greek philosophical concepts.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Don’t worry. Pay no mind to this new so-called information. The great and powerful Climoz has matters well in hand

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    projecting projections on Weibull distributions(yes it is ‘bull’)

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    we would look it up in the rectal extraction tables

  • Cari Kelemen

    My carbon footprint matters, but yours matters more.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The science was settled…whoops, I guess it wasn’t!

  • drdeb

    Bringing the horror of The Titanic into the lives of every American,

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    what is the Earth’s temperature supposed to be

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    It’s OK to use fossil fuels and emit CO2. Our climate is pleasant and productive, and getting better.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    the scientific theory of anthropogenic global warming could very well be “the biggest scam of modern times.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Man made climate change is a religion.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    climate change alarmists do not wish to hear any good news about rising carbon dioxide levels

  • Colin Campbell

    Hey George, I’m a Starz!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Environmentalism is the successor to failed socialism as justification for all-pervasive rule by a politburo of experts.”

  • Karen Hofmann

    I’m green…you’re just green with envy!!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Global warming has become a religion. … people with no other source of meaning will defend their religion with jihadist zeal.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    This is really a religious cult. And it’s a complete falsehood to say that it’s science.”

  • Greg Olsen

    You, too, can own one of these. Just join our liberal movement! 🙂

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Little known to the public is the fact that most of the scientists involved with the IPCC do not agree that global warming is occurring

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    : “The [IPCC] climate change statement is an orchestrated litany of lies.”

  • Gene Kewan

    “Don’t believe what Mother Nature does. She’s a Fake Bitch.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Some people are born into rich families

  • It runs on pure sea water…

    Robbie Johnson

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Liberals want you to pay, not them.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    those who complain about “income inequality” are usually those who have “effort inequality”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    There is no such thing as equality. No opportunity is ever equal to another. No person is ever equal to another.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    government is the biggest obstacle to success

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Nevada, please don’t send another nutjob to Congress.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Earth’s climate probably is the most complicated non-living system one can study

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Climate science must return to being a real science

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The sorry truth is that the radical Left chose “climate change” as its latest rationale for taking control

  • Cary N

    Honest! Just Recycled refrigerators.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The Key to Science is if any prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    to all those who believe in the global warming hoax!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Skepticism thus plays an essential role in scientific research

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The predominant climate funder is the federal government

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Climate is a problem” is a gravy train for a lot of researchers

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “The idea that global warming is the most important problem facing the world is total nonsense and is doing a lot of harm.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The computer models are full of fudge factors

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Please remain calm: The Earth will heal itself

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    It is not possible to stop climate change, a natural phenomenon that has affected humanity through the ages.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Global warming” is not a global crisis

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    the hypothesized effect cannot occur before the hypothesized cause.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Emissions cuts by the U.S. and other industrialized nations will make no difference to global climate

  • gary angelone

    This baby gets 400 miles to a pound of bullshit

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    We must first get liberals out of our words, out of our mouth and out of our brain before we can truly defeat this destructive ideology.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    that’s all global warming is…a political marketing campaign…

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    America needs “a safety net, not a hammock.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    the number of climate-related deaths have fallen 98 percent since 1930

  • cat steen

    Green for thee but not for ME!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Climate change — it happens, with or without our help.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The fight over climate is political, We can admit that. When will Democrats do us the same favor.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Computer simulations are worthless when the concepts being modeled are incorrect.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    yet another liberal invented yet another lie to push yet another leftist ideal.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Professing themselves wise, they became fools.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    We don’t know what normal is, only the average since we have started measuring temperatures

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “climate change” replaces science with politics, politicians replace the pursuit of knowledge with the pursuit of power.

    • David Ford

      My dingy is bigger than your yacht!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “Global Warming Is Real Because We Say It Is”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Lust for power plus dishonesty plus willful ignorance almost always means trouble

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Eighty percent of the heat radiated back from the surface is absorbed in the first 30 feet by water vapor…

  • Michael DeYoung

    It’s OK, my yacht runs on WATER!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    What IF Obama’s climate change policies are based on fraud……WHAT IF? Given his track record – in particular look at all the bald face lies he told us about Obamacare (and now we find out that he know there were no cost savings to be had…..and health plans would indeed be generally un-affordable)……….I think it is a guarantee that his climate change policies are a fraud as well.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    I do all the same things to fight climate change that Al Gore, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton do:

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    When something smells this fishy, it’s time to take closer look.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Beavers are the problem………………..

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    This is where we leave the cozy confines of science and enter the cutthroat world of politics

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    We are facing one of the biggest scientific hoaxes in history

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    green on the outside, red on the inside. Watermelons.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    tell them that trees are growing 30% faster now than they were 50 years ago.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    I am not a climate scientist.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “the ignorance and uncertainties make both sides’ arguments largely vacuous”.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “The threat of environmental crisis will be the international disaster key to unlock the New World Order.”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    climate change policy is about how we redistribute de facto the world’s wealth…”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    It is way past time to realize that none of this is really about protecting the planet from man-made climate change. It never was.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The purpose of the 97% claim lies in the psychological sciences, not in climate science.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    “This indicates our ignorance of the climate system is still enormous,”

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    The concept of “settled science” based on majority vote is the mantra of the climate change industry.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Progressives have their agenda. The American public rejects it

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Why surely it heralds disaster, and those capitalist pigs of the West must be to blame.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    it seems like some of the stupidest people are also the most educated.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    If you want to have good relations with a liberal, just DO NOT, under any circumstances, even BEGIN to tell them what you mean…

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    No different than Democrats pointing the finger at the “evil rich”… when most of the “evil rich” today are all Democrats!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Then again, we’re talking about progressives..

  • Terry Baker

    Grab your paddles and COME ON DOWN!

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Climate change is real. It is natural and it will always be with us.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    It’s the politicization of science that bothers many of us.

  • Richard KLABECHEK

    Humanity will die on earth, that is inevitable.
    Our earth will change & that also is inevitable.
    Nothing we do can stop normal & natural climate events from occurring.

    • Race Bannon

      DUDE…. WTF is wrong with you, man… Aside from your ridiculous number of responses…I don’t see ANY within the requested number of 5-6 words. What an ass.

      You have more posts than everyone else COMBINED.
      And none of them are clever or funny….

  • DaveC

    Who needs wind in your sails when you’ve got fossil fuels!

  • Mark (big daddy) carter

    Don’t be a douch nozzle liberal.

  • John Parr

    Blah, blah, blah, Global Warming, blah, blah, blah, climate change, blah, blah, blah, see my movie, blah, blah, blah, fossil fuels. You like my new yacht?

  • TerriB

    “Find YOUR Safe Space at Sea…Sail the SNOWFLAKE with Me”

  • Keith

    Just do as I say don’t worry about what I do

  • Rock-Bone57

    No Worries! It’s a Hybrid!

  • steve d koliski

    SOS!This is the USS Climate Change. Struck ice-berg taking in water, need aid!!!

  • Bill Gaube

    Dream on suckers!

  • EternalRiteWing (Steph on Twitter)

    Titanic carbon tax? Shhhhh.

  • Dr. Charles G.

    Global warming sunk the Titanic!

  • Andrew Tripp

    Cap the volcanoes first cream shitter!

  • Jeffrey Raum

    Tinkerbell been doing too much Fairy Dust!

  • George Tunison

    I can afford a bigger carbon footprint than you cause I am filthy freaking rich.

  • More Kowbell

    “Only 187 gallons per nautical mile”!
    Gets great mileage when the slaves are rowing!
    Cigarette smokers of the world must unite for a cleaner environment!
    Nothing says “environmental responsibility” like a 350 ft yacht!

  • “Come sail with me…NOT!”

  • EternalRiteWing (Steph on Twitter)

    Don’t sink the “Titanic” carbon tax!

  • John Crebassa

    All aboard, Rosie, Barbara, Woopie and all others that said they would leave the country if Donald Trump was elected. The ships a sailin’

  • Jannifer

    Full of GREEN…

  • Reality Wins

    Meryl Streep told me I’m allowed.

  • Annie Go Trump

    It’s Who We are…
    an your Not.

  • Gary

    My yacht MELTS icebergs big time!

  • Brent

    Do as I say, not as I do!

  • Jayne Hopkins

    Tackling Climate Change, One Economic Opportunity At A Time….

  • Connie Uribe

    Think GREEN!
    Franklin! Grant! Jackson!

  • don siege

    eliminate the twinkling stars that are polluting our skies

  • Karen Ortman

    2 more (since still going on- was fun:)

    1. Travel by powder=’FAKE YACHT’
    2. I’m TransPolitical; TRUMP digs OIL

  • Allen Trial

    I believe global warming is real

  • Allen Trial

    Gore’s is bigger than mine.

    A perk of climate change.

  • don welch

    frothing at the mouth for a new video. git er done.

  • don welch

    catch me if you can.

  • Peter Gage

    Home James; and don’t spare the horsepower!

  • Tom Symonds

    Hillary lost. Boat for sale.

  • Mary Drew

    We God created humans know better than our Creator, don’t we, deCaprio, Gore, Whoopi, HRC, Liberals, etc?

  • Oscar Williams

    Stay frosty my friends!

  • CA Jones

    Powered by unicorn farts!

  • James

    Trust me, I lie for my living.

  • Greg Roberg

    I’m the King of hypocrisy!

  • Greg Roberg

    I’m the King of the hypocrite’s!

  • Michael Johnston

    Operating on a Negative Carbon Footprint

  • Evelyn Smith

    “Hey Trump, You should see my other paddle boat!”

  • Russell Shepherd

    I power this with wind!

  • Russell Shepherd

    I power this with HOT AIR!

  • Sid Garcia

    What the frac!!

  • Sylvia Strickland

    Do your part, hold your fart.

  • Pamela W. Anderson

    Lying pays off BIG time!

  • Rick Banks

    ISO many, many,carbon offsets……contact lyin’ Leo, Hollywood, CA.

  • Laine Andrews

    Rowboat for you, Titanic for me, sucker!

  • Laine Andrews

    I christen thee the S.S. Hypocrisy!

  • Linda Lofton

    I have gone totally green by capturing all the gas coming out of celebrities butts.

  • Climate Change “Floats [Your] My Boat”


    Climate Change “Floats My Boat” Too!

  • Day5undies

    Ted”Captain Planet” Turner hooked me up with carb credits.

  • Jones

    I only use the oars.

  • Jones

    “I only use the oars.”


  • Welcome aboard, we’re expecting you.

  • Karen Ortman

    Trump Tower?? WTH? A Helluva deal:)

  • Karen Ortman

    S.S.Coke*&*Toke:’What’s climate change?’

  • My Other Yacht doesn’t get NEARLY the mileage as This One does !

  • During a calamity the Rats climb IN to this boat.

  • LoveBoat

    After Jan 20: “Welcome Aboard, We’re Expecting You”

    Sorry for the repost, I forgot to say that AFTER Jan 20, Leo’s yacht will be turning into the LoveBoat.

  • Lisa the Deplorable

    Smooth Sailing on the USS Sanctuary City at Sea

  • Dan Lambert

    Travel by environmentally safe fairy dust.

  • More Kowbell

    Oh yes, some of us are more equal than others!

  • More Kowbell

    No, this is not about climate change: This is to compensate for my small, diseased dick.

  • More Kowbell

    I first started believing in climate change while on a Lear jet at 33,000 feet. Now I can also believe in climate change while traveling the world oceans!

  • More Kowbell

    I use this vessel to personally study endangered fish thingy’s.

  • All of My Carbon is Insured with Geico and I Saved a Fortune!!

  • D.C. in Washington

    No carbon footprint – Just wake!

  • D.C. in Washington

    I don’t always use fossil fuels, but when I do, Topaz!

  • karen ortman

    “I wanna thank all my useful idiots.”

  • Rita

    Sail with me on the “U S S Un-Deplorable”

  • Rita

    #2. Topaz is my birthstone

  • Steve W

    Mine…Not Yours…Any Questions Sheeples?

  • JTucker

    I’ve had this salty taste in my mouth before!

  • Ron Terflinger

    One yacht! my sacrifice…whats yours!

  • MsDariara

    Guess where the $59 million dollars in grants I raised paid for!

  • MsDariara

    I don’t always know what I am talking about but when I do I am just being an actor begging for money for my foundation… which gave me this boat!

  • MsDariara

    Guess what the $59 million dollars in grants I raised for my foundation paid for!

    *Sorry for the re-post… I had to correct it with what I really wanted to say.*

  • MsDariara

    My net worth in 245 million dollars and I am still begging for donations to my foundation to save the earth.

  • Rick Zepeda

    Iceberg??? Didn’t they all melt?

  • Rob S.

    Everybody is stupid, except me!

  • Rob S.

    It’s only wrong, if YOU do it!

  • Rob S.

    I don’t need no stink’n badges!

  • Rob S.

    These aren’t the carbon footprints you are looking for.

  • Roy Meek

    ‘Cause I’m better than you!

  • Mike Uhl

    My carbon credits paid for this!

  • Karen S.

    … the Sheikh told me it was solar-powered.

  • bill

    aaack ack aack aack

  • Deplorable Dave

    Does this ship make my butt look big?

  • Brent Halldorson

    Global warming… ocean rising… Fear not fans & minions! I’ll be safe in Leo’s Ark.

  • Stay Ignorant, My Friends

  • Mike

    Leo says, “Love my good and plenty”

  • Mediocre Negro

    Who needs a science degree, when you have a GED?

    True story Leo didn’t finish HS…but is a Climate Expert

  • Ricky D

    Hooray for me and screw you!

  • Day5undies

    Honey–look what Algore gave us!!

  • michael schmulbach

    It’s STAR powered, baby!

  • Rickster

    500,000 Carbon Credits, Yeah Baybeee

  • Karl Rienza

    COME ON FANS! GREEN “Bull Shit” Keeps Me Working!!

  • Flyin’ Brian

    Kiss my ass, suckers.

  • emgee

    “I am not a bloviating, flatulent cow!!!

  • Dave

    You can quote me on this “I sincerely believe that sail boats and row boats should be the only means of transportation allowed on the high seas.”

  • Claudia Haslett

    If the people have no bread let them eat cake.

  • Claudia Haslett

    There are only three things that matter and they are: me, myself and I.

  • Claudia Haslett

    Rules and regulation are for commoners not royalty.

  • Claudia Haslett

    Rules and regulations are for commoners not royalty.

  • Claudia Haslett

    Let them eat cake.

  • L.d. Crappio

    I’m really not that intelligent, but when I speak, I prove it.

  • L.d. Crappio

    Fly commercial? Fuck off peasant.

  • L.d. Crappio

    My real boat is in the shop.

  • Dav

    Because I’m better than you.

  • 1PatriotForever

    Appreciate this Guy- The truth – the wit – the Patriotism ALL HERE from the lips of JoeDan

  • 1PatriotForever

    Title: ” CLIMATE VICTIM”

  • JusticeVegas

    “I pollute so you can’t!”

  • Etu Brutus

    Believe me, it’s all electric! (…and maybe solar, wind, not so much)