Caption Contest With Leo DiCaprio – Winning Entry gets on NEXT Intellectual Froglegs

John Kerry’s BFF Leonardo DiFruitBat always has great advice for us peasants…and how we can be better stewards of the planet.  Tell us what environmental-words of wisdom he drops on us here!  Should be less than 5 or 6 words so it shows up good on-screen.Screen Shot 2017-01-11 at 11.20.05 PM

The winner will be featured on the next Intellectual Froglegs!  INSTRUCTIONS: Put your caption in the comment section below, along with your name (as you would like it to appear IF YOU WIN).

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Joe Dan Gorman
Joe Dan Gorman is the creator, host & producer of Intellectual Froglegs. Nominated for VIDEO BLOGGER OF THE YEAR at CPAC 2013. Former Real Estate Investment Broker until real estate collapse in 2007. When he is not creating and producing wicked coolness, he is busy performing liberal exorcisms, playing guitar and sharing his testimony and love for Jesus Christ.

307 Comments on "Caption Contest With Leo DiCaprio – Winning Entry gets on NEXT Intellectual Froglegs"

  1. It’s not easy being green.

  2. Liars, liars…punks on fire!

  3. Simon Percival | January 12, 2017 at 12:09 am | Reply

    I sail when I don’t have to fly.

  4. i’m king of the world! you’re not!

  5. …still the King of the World!

  6. No one forgets the truth, they just get better at lying.

    OR

    I am the king of the WORLD !!!

  7. THIS is MY Prius!

  8. My “ship” doesn’t stink!

  9. A bunch of deplorables

  10. Reuse your toilet paper. I do!

  11. Global Warming mitigation is for peasants!

  12. Join Jane Fonda and I on a special save the planet world cruise.

  13. “I don’t always fly, but when I do, my carbon footprint is the size of the Titanic”…..

  14. Vincent P Dorsett | January 12, 2017 at 1:19 am | Reply

    Only you can prevent the next fart.

  15. Don’t worry, no icebergs left

  16. 1st I sail & fly; YOU save the sky! OR
    2nd I sail. I fly. I lie. OR
    3rd Sail, don’t fly & save the sky.

  17. do as I say not as I do

  18. I don’t always carp about global warming, But

  19. Kate Syssoloff | January 12, 2017 at 1:40 am | Reply

    Welcome folks, the bathroom’s yours but don’t forget to lock the door. Pull down the sades if you should scrub then be polite, wash out the tub. Just ask for anything you need, whether you crave to sit and read or wash your feet, or simply occupy the seat. The bathroom’s yours so just relax, til someone else starts making tracks. Then, get out quick and don’t be slow, but stop to flush before you go.

  20. waste not, want not

  21. 1. Care.. Because I don’t.

  22. “I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.”

  23. Unicorn Sweat ~ The Only Safe Fuel

  24. Only the little people pay carbon taxes.

  25. Al’s yacht got Nothin’ on mine

  26. Dig Montgomery | January 12, 2017 at 2:30 am | Reply

    She runs on pixie dust and Skittles

  27. David Edersheim | January 12, 2017 at 2:41 am | Reply

    Do not do as I do, do as I say as I’m the green king

  28. Hey, Noah, check out MY ark!

  29. Where have all the Icebergs gone? (To the tune of where have all the flowers gone)

  30. Marshall Angeles | January 12, 2017 at 3:03 am | Reply

    Conserve our resources – rent don’t buy.

  31. Bill Clinton Dodgin | January 12, 2017 at 3:35 am | Reply

    A little fairy dust…you’re there! With no nasty Carbon emissions!
    Welcome to my world. Leo

  32. Al told me it was OK.

  33. Can’t touch this.

  34. preston farley | January 12, 2017 at 4:15 am | Reply

    Oh this? I turn the lights off every Earth Day.

  35. The yacht salesman said she only emits “sea O2.”

  36. It’s ok…she runs on biodiesel.

  37. Please sacrifice to save our planet…and my yacht!

  38. Let Them eat kale!

  39. elaine coniglio | January 12, 2017 at 5:53 am | Reply

    I may not be large in stature but when it comes to running my mouth about stopping the human impact on global warming and topping it off with a hypocritical lifestyle…i’m huge, like…I’m the king of the world!

  40. Phil Henderson | January 12, 2017 at 5:53 am | Reply

    They assured me that it was good on gas

  41. Hey don’t panic I will be back!!!

  42. Don’t worry. All the carbon I produce is turned into food for my favorite plants (sic) of the sea, the corals!

  43. Melissa Mastrianni | January 12, 2017 at 6:37 am | Reply

    if everyone just used their yachts instead of driving their cars, the world would be a better place.

  44. “Powered by pixie dust and unicorn farts… see, its easy being green”

  45. Jack Borkenhagen | January 12, 2017 at 6:50 am | Reply

    sacrifice your property rights and down size

  46. Ryman Jones Sr | January 12, 2017 at 6:58 am | Reply

    ALL ABOARD the Trump cruise!

  47. (Carbon)…Credits? I don’t need no stinkin credits!!

  48. Join Goldberg, Erikson, McCain, Graham, Kerry, the Obamas & I on a 3 hour cruise.

  49. Really it’s a hybrid

  50. Raymond McCall | January 12, 2017 at 7:18 am | Reply

    Runs on Seacow farts

  51. Reality? Not in my world!

  52. My Yacht NEEDS your heating oil..
    Ciao,
    Leo

  53. My other boat is a dinghy!

  54. I’ve got a lot of green

  55. It’s OK, I named it Prius

  56. Buy movie tickets online and save the planet.

  57. Frac, Baby, Frac!

  58. Ocean levels are rising…

  59. I only act anti-Trump.

  60. Don’t Worry… It runs on Unicorn Poop!

  61. Global warming is causing the DNC to melt.

  62. Pardon me…Have you any Grey Poupon?

  63. ” the weather started getting rough’

  64. Proud American | January 12, 2017 at 7:57 am | Reply

    Drive less so I can Sail more.

  65. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 8:17 am | Reply

    That sucking sound is the swamp being drained.

  66. Do as I say, not as I do.

  67. Harold Hofmann | January 12, 2017 at 8:21 am | Reply

    Dam that global warming! Full steam ahead!!!

  68. My other boat is bigger.

  69. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 8:31 am | Reply

    And on this note we say good riddance Leonardo!!!

  70. My immigrant crew is cheaper than my fuel bill.

  71. You think climate change is bad now?

  72. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 8:50 am | Reply

    Things will be different after January 20th………

  73. Scott Ragsdill | January 12, 2017 at 8:51 am | Reply

    Jeeves, have the boys to fill it with ethanol, we don’t want to pollute.

  74. The “Intolerables” have killed my Buzz!

  75. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 8:56 am | Reply

    1984. Orwell was right all along.

  76. Claude G. McGovern | January 12, 2017 at 9:03 am | Reply

    Really? Runs on recycled cow farts?

  77. Gleason W. Long, Jr. | January 12, 2017 at 9:07 am | Reply

    What? That old thing?

  78. “I can see climate change from all six decks”

  79. Hey, throw another thousand bucks in the docking meter

  80. And I named it the SS GULLIBLE!!

  81. You’re going to. Need a bigger boat.

  82. “Silly people, my carbon footprint is offset by me shaving only once a month…”

  83. It’s bigger than Rose’s tits!

  84. This Macheath Boy cannot hide his knife

  85. “I’m not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I’m definitely an individual.”
    Leonardo DiCaprio

  86. Global warming made me buy this.

  87. “Suckers!!!!!!”

  88. The bad news is Man-Made Global Warming will destroy the planet. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on boat insurance by switching to Geico.

  89. Missed the 5 or 6 word part. Sorry
    LOL

  90. Leo says…sign the petition to remove Donald Trump from president and enter the drawing for a chance to meet me, Leonardo Decrapio!

  91. Chris Carpenter | January 12, 2017 at 10:22 am | Reply

    Gases from bullshit, # 1 cause of global warming !!!

  92. Matt Benzmiller | January 12, 2017 at 10:22 am | Reply

    “We are taking applications for oarsmen for the ship, as I have taken to heart the criticism surrounding the fossil fuel usage of the yacht. We need 80, healthy, muscular oarsmen to provide propulsion power.”

  93. Richard "Modingi" Stockton | January 12, 2017 at 10:35 am | Reply

    Do as I say, not as I do. I am Privileged, Not You.

  94. Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble,when I’m perfectly GREEN everyway!

  95. Oh come on at least its not the Titanic, besides Global Warming is for suckers.

  96. Mike McCulloch | January 12, 2017 at 11:03 am | Reply

    My other yacht is a sailboat. (Queue the laughing weatherman.)

  97. What? i did’nt have any corn!

  98. the environment a;ways loves me. because I’m famous

  99. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:18 am | Reply

    You have to be a spittle spewing pseudoliberal to grasp the concept.

  100. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:20 am | Reply

    When people who get paid are dumber than I am, that’s where I draw the line.

  101. Anyone else firing false news questions?

  102. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:22 am | Reply

    What if the assumptions are wrong about Climate change

  103. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:23 am | Reply

    I am not worried, Man made Climate change is a hoax

  104. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:25 am | Reply

    It is no wonder that Skepticism was one of the earliest Greek philosophical concepts.

  105. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:26 am | Reply

    “Don’t worry. Pay no mind to this new so-called information. The great and powerful Climoz has matters well in hand

  106. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:27 am | Reply

    projecting projections on Weibull distributions(yes it is ‘bull’)

  107. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:29 am | Reply

    we would look it up in the rectal extraction tables

  108. My carbon footprint matters, but yours matters more.

  109. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:30 am | Reply

    The science was settled…whoops, I guess it wasn’t!

  110. Bringing the horror of The Titanic into the lives of every American,

  111. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:31 am | Reply

    what is the Earth’s temperature supposed to be

  112. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:32 am | Reply

    It’s OK to use fossil fuels and emit CO2. Our climate is pleasant and productive, and getting better.

  113. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:38 am | Reply

    the scientific theory of anthropogenic global warming could very well be “the biggest scam of modern times.”

  114. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:38 am | Reply

    Man made climate change is a religion.

  115. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:43 am | Reply

    climate change alarmists do not wish to hear any good news about rising carbon dioxide levels

  116. Colin Campbell | January 12, 2017 at 11:45 am | Reply

    Hey George, I’m a Starz!

  117. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:46 am | Reply

    “Environmentalism is the successor to failed socialism as justification for all-pervasive rule by a politburo of experts.”

  118. I’m green…you’re just green with envy!!

  119. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:47 am | Reply

    Global warming has become a religion. … people with no other source of meaning will defend their religion with jihadist zeal.”

  120. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:48 am | Reply

    This is really a religious cult. And it’s a complete falsehood to say that it’s science.”

  121. You, too, can own one of these. Just join our liberal movement! 🙂

  122. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:51 am | Reply

    Little known to the public is the fact that most of the scientists involved with the IPCC do not agree that global warming is occurring

  123. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:52 am | Reply

    : “The [IPCC] climate change statement is an orchestrated litany of lies.”

  124. “Don’t believe what Mother Nature does. She’s a Fake Bitch.”

  125. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:55 am | Reply

    LIFE IS NOT FAIR! Some people are born into rich families

  126. It runs on pure sea water…

    Robbie Johnson

  127. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:57 am | Reply

    Liberals want you to pay, not them.

  128. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 11:58 am | Reply

    those who complain about “income inequality” are usually those who have “effort inequality”

  129. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm | Reply

    There is no such thing as equality. No opportunity is ever equal to another. No person is ever equal to another.

  130. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:01 pm | Reply

    government is the biggest obstacle to success

  131. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm | Reply

    Nevada, please don’t send another nutjob to Congress.

  132. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:07 pm | Reply

    Earth’s climate probably is the most complicated non-living system one can study

  133. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm | Reply

    Climate science must return to being a real science

  134. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:10 pm | Reply

    The sorry truth is that the radical Left chose “climate change” as its latest rationale for taking control

  135. Honest! Just Recycled refrigerators.

  136. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:12 pm | Reply

    The Key to Science is if any prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong.

  137. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:13 pm | Reply

    to all those who believe in the global warming hoax!

  138. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:16 pm | Reply

    Skepticism thus plays an essential role in scientific research

  139. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:17 pm | Reply

    The predominant climate funder is the federal government

  140. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:18 pm | Reply

    “Climate is a problem” is a gravy train for a lot of researchers

  141. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:20 pm | Reply

    “The idea that global warming is the most important problem facing the world is total nonsense and is doing a lot of harm.”

  142. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:20 pm | Reply

    The computer models are full of fudge factors

  143. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:22 pm | Reply

    Please remain calm: The Earth will heal itself

  144. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:23 pm | Reply

    It is not possible to stop climate change, a natural phenomenon that has affected humanity through the ages.

  145. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:24 pm | Reply

    “Global warming” is not a global crisis

  146. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:29 pm | Reply

    the hypothesized effect cannot occur before the hypothesized cause.

  147. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:33 pm | Reply

    Emissions cuts by the U.S. and other industrialized nations will make no difference to global climate

  148. This baby gets 400 miles to a pound of bullshit

  149. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:37 pm | Reply

    We must first get liberals out of our words, out of our mouth and out of our brain before we can truly defeat this destructive ideology.

  150. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:38 pm | Reply

    that’s all global warming is…a political marketing campaign…

  151. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:40 pm | Reply

    America needs “a safety net, not a hammock.”

  152. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:41 pm | Reply

    the number of climate-related deaths have fallen 98 percent since 1930

  153. Green for thee but not for ME!

  154. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:42 pm | Reply

    Climate change — it happens, with or without our help.

  155. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm | Reply

    The fight over climate is political, We can admit that. When will Democrats do us the same favor.

  156. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:47 pm | Reply

    Computer simulations are worthless when the concepts being modeled are incorrect.

  157. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:50 pm | Reply

    yet another liberal invented yet another lie to push yet another leftist ideal.

  158. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:50 pm | Reply

    “Professing themselves wise, they became fools.”

  159. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:51 pm | Reply

    We don’t know what normal is, only the average since we have started measuring temperatures

  160. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:53 pm | Reply

    “climate change” replaces science with politics, politicians replace the pursuit of knowledge with the pursuit of power.

  161. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:54 pm | Reply

    “Global Warming Is Real Because We Say It Is”

  162. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm | Reply

    Lust for power plus dishonesty plus willful ignorance almost always means trouble

  163. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 12:56 pm | Reply

    Eighty percent of the heat radiated back from the surface is absorbed in the first 30 feet by water vapor…

  164. Michael DeYoung | January 12, 2017 at 1:01 pm | Reply

    It’s OK, my yacht runs on WATER!

  165. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:03 pm | Reply

    What IF Obama’s climate change policies are based on fraud……WHAT IF? Given his track record – in particular look at all the bald face lies he told us about Obamacare (and now we find out that he know there were no cost savings to be had…..and health plans would indeed be generally un-affordable)……….I think it is a guarantee that his climate change policies are a fraud as well.

  166. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:04 pm | Reply

    I do all the same things to fight climate change that Al Gore, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton do:

  167. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:06 pm | Reply

    When something smells this fishy, it’s time to take closer look.

  168. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:12 pm | Reply

    Beavers are the problem………………..

  169. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:14 pm | Reply

    This is where we leave the cozy confines of science and enter the cutthroat world of politics

  170. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:15 pm | Reply

    We are facing one of the biggest scientific hoaxes in history

  171. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm | Reply

    green on the outside, red on the inside. Watermelons.

  172. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:19 pm | Reply

    tell them that trees are growing 30% faster now than they were 50 years ago.

  173. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:20 pm | Reply

    I am not a climate scientist.

  174. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:22 pm | Reply

    “the ignorance and uncertainties make both sides’ arguments largely vacuous”.

  175. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:23 pm | Reply

    “The threat of environmental crisis will be the international disaster key to unlock the New World Order.”

  176. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:24 pm | Reply

    climate change policy is about how we redistribute de facto the world’s wealth…”

  177. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:24 pm | Reply

    It is way past time to realize that none of this is really about protecting the planet from man-made climate change. It never was.

  178. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:26 pm | Reply

    The purpose of the 97% claim lies in the psychological sciences, not in climate science.

  179. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:27 pm | Reply

    “This indicates our ignorance of the climate system is still enormous,”

  180. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:28 pm | Reply

    The concept of “settled science” based on majority vote is the mantra of the climate change industry.

  181. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:29 pm | Reply

    Progressives have their agenda. The American public rejects it

  182. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:31 pm | Reply

    Why surely it heralds disaster, and those capitalist pigs of the West must be to blame.

  183. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:34 pm | Reply

    it seems like some of the stupidest people are also the most educated.

  184. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:37 pm | Reply

    If you want to have good relations with a liberal, just DO NOT, under any circumstances, even BEGIN to tell them what you mean…

  185. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:38 pm | Reply

    No different than Democrats pointing the finger at the “evil rich”… when most of the “evil rich” today are all Democrats!

  186. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:39 pm | Reply

    Then again, we’re talking about progressives..

  187. Grab your paddles and COME ON DOWN!

  188. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:41 pm | Reply

    Climate change is real. It is natural and it will always be with us.

  189. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:42 pm | Reply

    It’s the politicization of science that bothers many of us.

  190. Richard KLABECHEK | January 12, 2017 at 1:44 pm | Reply

    Humanity will die on earth, that is inevitable.
    Our earth will change & that also is inevitable.
    Nothing we do can stop normal & natural climate events from occurring.

    • DUDE…. WTF is wrong with you, man… Aside from your ridiculous number of responses…I don’t see ANY within the requested number of 5-6 words. What an ass.

      You have more posts than everyone else COMBINED.
      And none of them are clever or funny….

  191. Who needs wind in your sails when you’ve got fossil fuels!

  192. Mark (big daddy) carter | January 12, 2017 at 1:47 pm | Reply

    Don’t be a douch nozzle liberal.

  193. Blah, blah, blah, Global Warming, blah, blah, blah, climate change, blah, blah, blah, see my movie, blah, blah, blah, fossil fuels. You like my new yacht?

  194. “Find YOUR Safe Space at Sea…Sail the SNOWFLAKE with Me”

  195. Just do as I say don’t worry about what I do

  196. No Worries! It’s a Hybrid!

  197. steve d koliski | January 12, 2017 at 3:04 pm | Reply

    SOS!This is the USS Climate Change. Struck ice-berg taking in water, need aid!!!

  198. Dream on suckers!

  199. EternalRiteWing (Steph on Twitter) | January 12, 2017 at 3:33 pm | Reply

    Titanic carbon tax? Shhhhh.

  200. Dr. Charles G. | January 12, 2017 at 3:44 pm | Reply

    Global warming sunk the Titanic!

  201. Cap the volcanoes first cream shitter!

  202. Tinkerbell been doing too much Fairy Dust!

  203. George Tunison | January 12, 2017 at 4:49 pm | Reply

    I can afford a bigger carbon footprint than you cause I am filthy freaking rich.

  204. “Only 187 gallons per nautical mile”!
    Gets great mileage when the slaves are rowing!
    Cigarette smokers of the world must unite for a cleaner environment!
    Nothing says “environmental responsibility” like a 350 ft yacht!

  205. “Come sail with me…NOT!”

  206. EternalRiteWing (Steph on Twitter) | January 12, 2017 at 5:05 pm | Reply

    Don’t sink the “Titanic” carbon tax!

  207. All aboard, Rosie, Barbara, Woopie and all others that said they would leave the country if Donald Trump was elected. The ships a sailin’

  208. Full of GREEN…

  209. Meryl Streep told me I’m allowed.

  210. Annie Go Trump | January 12, 2017 at 6:03 pm | Reply

    It’s Who We are…
    an your Not.

  211. My yacht MELTS icebergs big time!

  212. Do as I say, not as I do!

  213. Tackling Climate Change, One Economic Opportunity At A Time….

  214. Think GREEN!
    Franklin! Grant! Jackson!

  215. eliminate the twinkling stars that are polluting our skies

  216. 2 more (since still going on- was fun:)

    1. Travel by powder=’FAKE YACHT’
    2. I’m TransPolitical; TRUMP digs OIL

  217. I believe global warming is real

  218. Gore’s is bigger than mine.

    A perk of climate change.

  219. frothing at the mouth for a new video. git er done.

  220. catch me if you can.

  221. Home James; and don’t spare the horsepower!

  222. Hillary lost. Boat for sale.

  223. We God created humans know better than our Creator, don’t we, deCaprio, Gore, Whoopi, HRC, Liberals, etc?

  224. Oscar Williams | January 13, 2017 at 9:35 am | Reply

    Stay frosty my friends!

  225. Powered by unicorn farts!

  226. Trust me, I lie for my living.

  227. I’m the King of hypocrisy!

  228. I’m the King of the hypocrite’s!

  229. Michael Johnston | January 13, 2017 at 12:18 pm | Reply

    Operating on a Negative Carbon Footprint

  230. “Hey Trump, You should see my other paddle boat!”

  231. Russell Shepherd | January 13, 2017 at 5:16 pm | Reply

    I power this with wind!

  232. Russell Shepherd | January 13, 2017 at 5:17 pm | Reply

    I power this with HOT AIR!

  233. What the frac!!

  234. Sylvia Strickland | January 14, 2017 at 6:23 am | Reply

    Do your part, hold your fart.

  235. Pamela W. Anderson | January 14, 2017 at 10:56 am | Reply

    Lying pays off BIG time!

  236. ISO many, many,carbon offsets……contact lyin’ Leo, Hollywood, CA.

  237. Rowboat for you, Titanic for me, sucker!

  238. I christen thee the S.S. Hypocrisy!

  239. I have gone totally green by capturing all the gas coming out of celebrities butts.

  240. Climate Change “Floats [Your] My Boat”

    or

    Climate Change “Floats My Boat” Too!

  241. Ted”Captain Planet” Turner hooked me up with carb credits.

  242. I only use the oars.

  243. “I only use the oars.”

    Jonesey

  244. Welcome aboard, we’re expecting you.

  245. Trump Tower?? WTH? A Helluva deal:)

  246. S.S.Coke*&*Toke:’What’s climate change?’

  247. My Other Yacht doesn’t get NEARLY the mileage as This One does !

  248. During a calamity the Rats climb IN to this boat.

  249. After Jan 20: “Welcome Aboard, We’re Expecting You”

    Sorry for the repost, I forgot to say that AFTER Jan 20, Leo’s yacht will be turning into the LoveBoat.

  250. Lisa the Deplorable | January 16, 2017 at 2:17 pm | Reply

    Smooth Sailing on the USS Sanctuary City at Sea

  251. Travel by environmentally safe fairy dust.

  252. Oh yes, some of us are more equal than others!

  253. No, this is not about climate change: This is to compensate for my small, diseased dick.

  254. I first started believing in climate change while on a Lear jet at 33,000 feet. Now I can also believe in climate change while traveling the world oceans!

  255. I use this vessel to personally study endangered fish thingy’s.

  256. All of My Carbon is Insured with Geico and I Saved a Fortune!!

  257. D.C. in Washington | January 17, 2017 at 1:58 am | Reply

    No carbon footprint – Just wake!

  258. D.C. in Washington | January 17, 2017 at 2:04 am | Reply

    I don’t always use fossil fuels, but when I do, Topaz!

  259. “I wanna thank all my useful idiots.”

  260. Sail with me on the “U S S Un-Deplorable”

  261. #2. Topaz is my birthstone

  262. Mine…Not Yours…Any Questions Sheeples?

  263. I’ve had this salty taste in my mouth before!

  264. Ron Terflinger | January 17, 2017 at 5:33 pm | Reply

    One yacht! my sacrifice…whats yours!

  265. Guess where the $59 million dollars in grants I raised paid for!

  266. I don’t always know what I am talking about but when I do I am just being an actor begging for money for my foundation… which gave me this boat!

  267. Guess what the $59 million dollars in grants I raised for my foundation paid for!

    *Sorry for the re-post… I had to correct it with what I really wanted to say.*

  268. My net worth in 245 million dollars and I am still begging for donations to my foundation to save the earth.

  269. Iceberg??? Didn’t they all melt?

  270. Everybody is stupid, except me!

  271. It’s only wrong, if YOU do it!

  272. I don’t need no stink’n badges!

  273. These aren’t the carbon footprints you are looking for.

  274. ‘Cause I’m better than you!

  275. My carbon credits paid for this!

  276. … the Sheikh told me it was solar-powered.

  277. aaack ack aack aack

  278. Deplorable Dave | January 19, 2017 at 8:22 am | Reply

    Does this ship make my butt look big?

  279. Brent Halldorson | January 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm | Reply

    Global warming… ocean rising… Fear not fans & minions! I’ll be safe in Leo’s Ark.

  280. Stay Ignorant, My Friends

  281. Leo says, “Love my good and plenty”

  282. Mediocre Negro | January 19, 2017 at 11:39 pm | Reply

    Who needs a science degree, when you have a GED?

    True story Leo didn’t finish HS…but is a Climate Expert

  283. Hooray for me and screw you!

  284. Honey–look what Algore gave us!!

  285. michael schmulbach | January 21, 2017 at 11:27 am | Reply

    It’s STAR powered, baby!

  286. 500,000 Carbon Credits, Yeah Baybeee

  287. COME ON FANS! GREEN “Bull Shit” Keeps Me Working!!

  288. Kiss my ass, suckers.

  289. “I am not a bloviating, flatulent cow!!!

  290. You can quote me on this “I sincerely believe that sail boats and row boats should be the only means of transportation allowed on the high seas.”

  291. Claudia Haslett | January 23, 2017 at 3:04 pm | Reply

    If the people have no bread let them eat cake.

  292. Claudia Haslett | January 23, 2017 at 3:05 pm | Reply

    There are only three things that matter and they are: me, myself and I.

  293. Claudia Haslett | January 23, 2017 at 3:07 pm | Reply

    Rules and regulation are for commoners not royalty.

  294. Claudia Haslett | January 23, 2017 at 3:09 pm | Reply

    Rules and regulations are for commoners not royalty.

  295. Claudia Haslett | January 23, 2017 at 3:12 pm | Reply

    Let them eat cake.

  296. I’m really not that intelligent, but when I speak, I prove it.

  297. Fly commercial? Fuck off peasant.

  298. My real boat is in the shop.

  299. Because I’m better than you.

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