Comey: Profile of a 6’8 Pussy-Hat (Hat is silent)

Comey’s describes his High School days of suffering through body-shaming, wedgies and getting shoved into lockers, [according to the Washington Post, which obtained an advance copy of the already best-seller.]

“Surviving a bully requires constant learning and adaptation. Which is why bullies are so powerful, because it’s so much easier to be a follower, to go with the crowd, to just blend in,” Comey writes. [Bwahahahaha]

The future FBI chief faced other traumatic experiences growing up in a leafy section of Bergen County. At 15, Comey was held captive by a gun-toting assailant dubbed the “Ramsey Rapist.”

Comey told 60 Minutes he believed the attacker would kill him, and described a “pretty horrific experience.”

Comey is a liar and a lunatic…who will hopefully be prosecuted.

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